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SomeAmateur @sh.itjust.works

2mo ago

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

www.duffelblog.com Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

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SomeAmateur @sh.itjust.works

2mo ago

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

www.duffelblog.com /p/santas-sleigh-vaporized-by-heavy

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5 comments

Fools.
Santa has an infinite number of trans-dimensional intra-temporal superluminal decoys.
Y'all just got on the permanent naughty list.
- Heey santa sorry about shooting you dow...oh no...

Its a jersey thing

Is this the rise of Robot Santa Clause?

If it's in the Duffel, it must be true!