There are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.
There are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.
I hope the struggle session was worth it.
27 comments
-
Can’t keep a back alley Romeo down
-
It's a hallmark Christmas movie for cats.
Mister Claws is out for a night on the town. He didn't expect to meet that girl from the litter across the street.
-
Maybe with a little Cinemax thrown in.
-
-
-
Now I'm going to refer outdoor cats fucking as cats having a struggle session. I'm also going to refer to all instances of struggle sessions here as cats fucking.
-
this is the future neoliberals want
-
Another reason to hate neoliberals
-
Alt text - ::: spoiler spoiler Meowiberalism :::
-
-
-
Tell them "Hey, stop that" but in a very unsure tone
-
But then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
-
-
welcome to the brandon regime. eggs cost 7 dollars, cats fuck outside your window, and my kids wont call me because i'm "racist on facebook".
-
"But Cammy," you say, "You can't be sure they were both outdoor cats! You're acting in bad faith!"
To which, I say, "I caught them en flagrante outside of my window."
-
Say BOO
-
What if they think I'm saying BOO-URNS?
-
-
Catwatch hour 2 - the cats have ended their tryst and I feel tired. Good night
-
You must do your duty
-
It's fucking raining. God himself was spritzing them with water. If anything, the rain might be giving them strange sexual powers
-
-
Once they're done you gotta give both a smoocher on the head to congratulate them on the sex.
-
If you've got any outside cats outside then it means that you haven't struggled enough during the session
-
waoohh free paleocon vitalist kitty sex soundscape??!!? based-pilled so jealous
-
My spotify Playlist is called Meow Mix.
-
-
-
Lol I was pretty excited to have this happen
-
-
Give them some space, vacate your house if need be.
-
;3
27 comments