New retirement plan just dropped

No, don't throw the younger generations under the bus to clean up our messes.

If nothing else we are ride or die with them.

Unfortunately you won't die with us, you'll die much sooner, not choking on a lack of oxygen or dying of dehydration.
We need more elders like those in Japan who volunteered to clean up nuclear waste because they wouldn't have to live with the long-term side effects of being exposed to radiation.
As elders, y'all wouldn't have to live as long in jail ¯(ツ)/¯
- I mean. Heck, if you have a terminal illness I don't see the downsides really.
Just get a vasectomy so your children won't be wage slaves. EZ

General strike in the US seems like less of an impossibility year by year

Just restating some of the greatest hits:

Universal healthcare
Universal education through university level or trade school
At least a month pto annually
Parental leave for births
Guaranteed sick leave
32hr new full time threshold before overtime
Only public, equal funds for elections, no PACs/dark money/donations, no lobbyist bribes
Any elected official over a certain level cannot engage in trading of individual stocks or own businesses, dump it all in an index fund or hand off management to someone else they cannot contact without a mediator and recording, immediate expulsion & no longer able to hold office when found in violation
No billionaires/oligarchs, anyone with earnings and assets over a billion should be taxed at 100% and assets redistributed

Edit: May 1st 2028 looks like a good target thanks to the UAW https://www.thenation.com/article/activism/general-strike-2028-unions-labor-movement/

Nothing about replacing First-past-the-post voting?
- Campaign finance reform under 7 would allow further reforms to follow, without those regulatory capture and bribery are legal and prevent any other electoral reforms benefiting the working class.
Remember when the railroad threatened to strike and nacy pelosi said they would throw them in jail if they didn't go to work.....fucking unreal.
A few take aways:
They need us so fucking bad
They will do anything to maintain control
No one at that level is fighting for you
Solidarity will be hard to achieve because those threats will be too much for people on the ropes in their day to day life to endure.
- Remember when the railroad threatened to strike and nacy pelosi said they would throw them in jail if they didn’t go to work…fucking unreal.
  There's a great WTYP on this, detailing how the inability/refusal to strike has resulted in an exodus/early retirement of train engineers sufficient to knee-cap the industry already. Increased incidence of train derailments, higher rates of rail jams and mechanical failures, and generally slower delivery times are all the result of the decline in experienced and knowledgeable industry workers.
  None of this matters to the train management, which has reaped an enormous windfall in profits at the steady marginal decline in network efficiency. Monopoly means you either pay the cartel for degraded service or you ship using a more expensive method.
  Solidarity will be hard to achieve because those threats will be too much for people on the ropes in their day to day life to endure.
  Its important to recognize modern capitalist control as a form of hostage taking. "Pay us the ransom or your critical infrastructure get its", even as we're receiving fingers and earlobes in the mail with every passing year.
  Solidarity is about liberating these critical components of infrastructure and operating them for the benefit of the public. The goal isn't to shut down these institutions, but to run them without profiteers leeching the excess revenue. That's why some of the most effective popular economic protests don't involve suspending services, but operating them while refusing to collect fees for service.
Why not beta test a general strike on Jan 6, 2025?
- Because then they'll think it's about Harris, when she would've just delayed it.
General strike in the US sounds more like a civil war
I'd recommend a longer full time week. If the full time week is too short, many people well rely on overtime for their salary. This completely destroys the benefits of some of your other points, since you can't do overtime during vacations, parental leave, sick leave, etc. Overtime should not be the norm if you want a good social/financial security.
Edit: part time job should of course always be possible if your revenue allows you to work shorter weeks
@ #9; Whoa there. 100% is unreasonable. Still there's room to start at a hard 90% at about 250 million and then incrementally scale until the tax is say, about 95-97% by about a billion.
Unfortunately you cannot tax anyone 100%; that would ultimately be unfair and demotivating and only motivate corruption to avoid the tax
- It's progressive. You're still allowed to have a billion. That's just a cap. Anything past that goes to the public.
- demotivating
  that's the motherfucking point, bootlicker.

When you take away people's reason to live, their time, their hobbies, their ability to raise a family, their loved ones, you make those people very desperate...

...you might not be glad that you did.

glares in Nick Fury

"The most dangerous man is the man with nothing to lose"
very apt quote.

Who's to say you can't get conscripted out of prison to die in the climate wars?

Russia already is doing this!
- They're so ahead of the times!
Surrender and/or nade the commissar tent?

With the suicide rate as high as it is, I’m honestly shocked more people don’t try to take these scumbags with them.

There's only so many CEOs and billionaires

They're outnumbered :)
- And they're stuck in here with us

jail is not fun. no computer.

Sneak one in in your butt
- By 2028 this may be possible idk.
Depends on the country
- Which country has both abusive crony-capitalist billionaire CEOs and fun jail?

For me American prison sounds a lot worse than whatever comes from climate change, so personally I'd pick that.

For now. Give it a few decades when the effects of climate change start forcing people out of their homes, cause widespread crop failure, kill thousands with heatwaves and storms, etc.
If you're choice is between
losing your home, starving to death, or in some way dying in the streets
Or
losing your home, starving to death, or in some way dying in the streets after holding those responsible to account a la the adjuster
More and more people will choose option 2.
- You're more likely to die in a heat wave in prison right now.
  IDK maybe that's more reason to fight, just to the death.
- I mean even thinking that that'd be the actual situation for me where I live in few decades vs. spending those few decades and rest of my life in American prison, it's going to be a very easy decision for me
  I mean, come on. Uncertain future some decades ago vs the certainty that I'm rotting in an American prison for the rest of my life starting now. Easiest decision of my life
Plus the two aren't mutually exclusive. You could just as easily go to prison and then just be abandoned there once the climate becomes uninhabitable anyway. Wouldn't be the first time:
Back in 2005, when Katrina hit New Orleans, prison guards abandoned prisoners in locked cells as the floodwaters rose chest-high. Several thousand of those inmates were eventually rescued, but then miserably housed on a broken piece of interstate, directly exposed to the Southern summer sun.
- International history is filled with examples like this. The history of the Russian gulags is probably the most stark example, they were actually pretty decent (comparably) before everything outside went to shit...

https://theintercept.com/2024/10/04/hurricane-helene-north-carolina-mountain-view-prison/

Path to the right is not mutually exclusive from the left.

3 squares a day and lots of admiration vs unlimited access to distraction-ary cat pics

I did electrical work at a state prison in Nebraska a couple times. Most of the inmates had tablets with semi restricted internet access. So they still get the cat pics
Some prisons let you have a kitty

Or be like me and try to do such a deed then realize your bad aim in video games carry over IRL, then you get shot dead by their security and go to some purgatory with this moment replayed forever, reminding you how much of a failure you were.

The only reason I don't want to try is because if I miss, its gonna be so embarassing, I don't even wanna thinkg about it.

I bet that's why poisoning was so big before guns. Like who has the time to learn archery.
This would be me if I took the three squares with free housing and healthcare route.

I say we embrace the French culture and take up guillotines.

Who would win?

2700 soft nerds with at least one billion small pieces of paper each

VS

300 million chimps with access to the internet and Mountain Dew™

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew
What I didn't see coming was mountain dew becoming the drink of the ppl
- You gotta Do the Dew before you do the deed.

on the plus side, i now know that if a climate disaster doesn't do me in, the french revolution 2 electric boogaloo will

This is the way

Why not both? I have a strong suspicion the climate wars are going also be a class wars. Although, if the common folk won't, getting jailed for war crimes against the rich may never be prosecuted 🤷‍♂️

Lol, like anyone here is going to do anything other than protect their own comforts

Hey maybe someone will spend life in prison for disposing a president ele... better not finish typing that one out

Two people have tried, so far.

Even better, a European CEO, where prisons are nice and cozy.

Now I just need to figure out which crimes would get me life in Norway without hurting anyone. Maybe that's not a bad backup retirement plan to be honest...

Intentional heroin overdose

Hi

Not if i'm your juror.

"Hmm. Golly i'm just not convinced HSR is guilty beyond reasonable doubt"

There must be hundreds of youths with 3d printed guns and bad opinions about the absolute worst companies

pretty sure this applies to Xers to.

Excuse me, I plan to die at the beginning of the Climate Wars - hopefully in a spectacularly stupid way.

Pretty sure American Gen Z'ers chose to die in climate wars.

And as always, GenX just forgotten.

Not forgotten, too many of you guys are sellouts. They'll die in the climate wars so they're covered.
- Please refer to me as Oregon Trail generation.