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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

2mo ago

It was just a dream

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What was a dream? That is a map of the US, as it has always been? Everything ok there?
- Ohio is missing
  
  What's an Ohio? That the name of a city or smth?
  If so, ofc it's missing. This map only has capital cities and 5 random ones for some reason. Doesn't even have Chicago or NYC.
  
  Ohio gozaimasu
  
  You seem to having a weird dream like OP

Nohio

Okay, but if Michigan gets the Toledo Strip back, Wisconsin gets the Upper Peninsula back, too.
- Fine, but we get to keep the bridge and mackinaw island. Can't take away our strategic fudge supply.
  
  So y'all'll handle all maintenance and upkeep of the bridge? Deal

While we are changing borders, can we give Illinois a small bit of border with Michigan? It would be nice to go east from Chicago without ever crossing into Indiana.
- If you want Gary I'm pretty sure Indiana will give it up voluntarily.
  
  On behalf of the Indiana delegation: approved

Goodbyio

Seems kinda unfair Kentucky doesn't get a panhandle granting her lake access.
- Time for a special operation?
- The price of having access to all that bourbon. Some people have lake access, others have pappy access.

Toledo is Michigans problem now? Sweet.

Well, like the state's motto says, "Unfortunately, Ohio".

“Eh, oh, where’d you go Ohio?”

Cleveland can fuck off my state is already trash enough
edit: Vincenza's Pizza can come move to Philly tho they're cool

Give the western reserve back to Connecticut!

Lake Michigan looks even more like a dong than usual
- Sign of the times.
  
  In these trying times, we all look like dongs

Who did Ohio invade to get tag teamed and broken up like this?

Always has been

Who gets naming rights for the river? I think Cincinnati River sounds alright.

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