Christmas movies
Christmas movies
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I believe this was posted on Lemmy just a few days ago.
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That was amazing thanks for sharing lol
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I once watched this on a first date. We were together for four years after that. Make of that what you will.
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Santa 1 is spreading joy to Santa 2.
Santa 2 gets too much holiday cheer and takes a eternal nap.
Santa 3, with Santa 2 expiring, begins to fade as well.
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Please tell me they wore that to a work Christmas party
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Schindler's List 2: Checking it Twice
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Bruh
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Christmas on Elm Street
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Lord of the 5 Golden Rings
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Legend of the 7 Red-Nosed Vampires?
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The 40-years-old virgin Mary.
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Citizen Sugarkane
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Snow Country for Old Men
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Terminator 2: Boxing Day
Mad Max-mas
Django Unwrapped
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Friday the 25th
xXxmas
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The Chrismas Before Christmas
Nog Wars: Revenge of the Turkey
2 Festive 2 Furious: North Pole Drift
Deadpool & Santa
Mariah Carey: Mall Cop
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Deadpool & Santa
Considering Marvel's Santa is a mutant, this could work better than expected
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North Star Wars
Dances with Reindeer
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- The God Father Christmas
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Reindeer
- No Country for Old Men in Red Suits
- Oppenheimer
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I was gonna do Backdoor Sluts 9 but it's already a Christmas movie.
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12/25: A Sleigh Odyssey
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Die Hard
Sorry, couldn't pass it up.
I'll leave now.
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I love this one, of course it's a Christmas movie:
- The entire reason they're at the setting is "Christmas party"
- "Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun"
- "Not a creature was stirring, except four assholes coming in the rear" (also, phrasing lol)
- "It's Christmas Theo, it's the time of miracles, so be of good cheer"
- both scenes I can remember with Argyle mention Christmas by name.
It's undebatably a Christmas movie, but why I love it is because when people object it gives me the opportunity to make it worse by informing them that Rambo: First Blood is too.
But neither of those are my favorite Christmas movie, that honor goes to Gremlins.
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I’m going to argue that Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie. It’s simply a movie where the events within it, happen to take place around Christmas time.
Die Hard is to Christmas movies what Top Gun is to romance movies, or what Casablanca is to war movies.
Just because it contains a thing, doesn’t mean it’s about said thing.
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Any movie starring Rudolph Lundgren
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2 Girls 1 Dreidel
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Sleep hard?
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Die Hearth?
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Not bad
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Sleigh Hard, of course.
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An American Werewolf in Lapland
Full Tinsel Jacket
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- Fear & Lo-ho-ho-ho-athing in Vegas.
- Deck the Hallpass
- Joy to the World War Z
- The Snowman (don't even need to change anything)
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Rudy, the red nosed reindeer
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Citizen Candy Cane
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Reindeers of the Caribbean
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There will be Milk and Cookies
Gangs of North Pole
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I'm not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don't confuse Christmassy with christmussy
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Christpussy
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There's actually quite a varation in human santapede Christmas sweaters.
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Dracula At The North Pole
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The Reindeer Hunter
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Triumph of the Goodwill
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Gingerbread Snaps
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The Human Santapede (a novel)
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What's wrong with the regular Santa centipede??
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Bambi the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Rifle shot Bambi, a position on the sleigh team just opened up.
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Human Santapedo
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