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Black Friday marks the first day in the War On Christmas. Report to your local recruitment office. Deserters will be shot.

Morale is at an all time low this year. The Eastern Front of Target and Costco has become trench warfare. Rumors abound the Trump administration wants to use nuclear weapons on the antifa troops. We need you now to do your part. Remember, I'll say "ho ho ho" when I'm DEAD.

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