SAN DIEGO—Lying on the couch in his cramped, poorly lit apartment, local man Mark Borkowski was reportedly having the best Thanksgiving of his life Thursday while getting high and eating Taco Bell thousands of miles away from his family. “Wow, I never knew this holiday could be so genuinely wonderfu...
Not the person working at Taco Bell, that’s for sure. I used to work thanksgiving at friendlys, and the only saving grace was that people felt bad enough about it that they tipped a bunch, but I doubt that happens much at tb