Turkney because im cooked but nobody wants to eat me
I call the WOKE
NO.
I'm one of the Holiday Ruiners.
Plymouth woke
My aunt says we are descendents of Miles Standish, so I guess I'm Miles Standoffish
Also, we're vegan
I am thankful to the Wampanoag people for inventing the pie spatula
Dejected turkey ☠️
:plymouth-rock: when
The Nay Flower
This one is fucking me up
I dated an American Indian girl for a bit and was surprised to learn to family celebrated Thanksgiving. According to her "my dad just likes an excuse to smoke a turkey". They invited me one year but I couldn't make it and apparently her family was bummed.
The land acknowledgement lmao this is a good one
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