Thanksgiving kelly
Thanksgiving kelly
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The land acknowledgement lmao this is a good one
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*Latest Fad
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Baste
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Tag yourself, I'm Plymouth Rock.
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G-gobble gobble...?
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dejected turkey soul 😇
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That was my nickname in highschool
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I'm the nay flower
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Pilgrim with Mr. Fantastic powers.
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Chad based turkey, not the virgin dejected turkey
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Turkney because im cooked but nobody wants to eat me
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I call the WOKE
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NO.
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I'm one of the Holiday Ruiners.
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Plymouth woke
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My aunt says we are descendents of Miles Standish, so I guess I'm Miles Standoffish
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Also, we're vegan
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I am thankful to the Wampanoag people for inventing the pie spatula
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Dejected turkey ☠️
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:plymouth-rock: when
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The Nay Flower
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This one is fucking me up
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I dated an American Indian girl for a bit and was surprised to learn to family celebrated Thanksgiving. According to her "my dad just likes an excuse to smoke a turkey". They invited me one year but I couldn't make it and apparently her family was bummed.
So yeah this kinda happened to me.
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