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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

3mo ago

Beast mode

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Why? Did it not taste very good?
- I love the idea that he is the biter and is mad that the cushions at this gym taste like shit

Some bottom was just working on tightening his ass. 😏
- 😬

Bite club
- We don't talk about that

Which gym was that? I'm asking for uh.... science
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So you found Mike Tyson’s gym, huh?

Plot twist. It was their home gym.

Never skip jaw day

Yeah .... I was never a fan of that idea .... let's go to a public gym full of strangers that regularly spill or can potentially spill their bodily fluids.
- I just clean every machine before I use it.
  
  Who doesn't?
  I go a bit farther than most people and bring disinfecting wipes to wipe down before and after I use the machine. After seeing a gym employee pour half of one cleaning spray bottle into another and fill them both with water from the drink fountain, I decided I didn't trust gyms to have proper cleaning supplies.
  By the time I die I will probably have spent a full gym's worth of equipment in wipes, but for now I still can't afford a home gym outside a couple free weights.
  
  *wipe with towel
- Are you intentionally trying to imply that people piss and bleed on the machines? I think people generally just sweat.
  
  Hey man, some of us have to mark our territory before using it.
  
  Isn't sweat basically pee
  
  I don't.

I used to be a regular gym rat but got a couple of warts because people are disgusting and don't clean the equipment after themselves.

That's just an omegaverse bench that's received its life mate.

chikewaga!

Eww

I don't think bite marks last like that that long. My guess is the OP is the biter and faker.

Did previous user have an extra mouth on their neck?

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