Why Is Everything Such A Travesty With You, Man?

I’m sorry dude.

America, you're out of your element.

"You're not wrong, you're just an asshole."

The orange man is not the issue here dude.

Look man, I'm not tryin' to scam anybody here, okay?

fuck it dude. let's go bowlin.

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.