I think I am working for an arms dealer.
I think I am working for an arms dealer.
He has a shitload of guns, lives in an RV and basically just pays me to hang out drink whisky with him and do basic handyman shit. This fuckin rules
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Should you be posting this?
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they posted a few weeks ago a literal picture of them in real life, not that smart
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I am highly certain that picture could not possibly identify me. Also I am not really worried about some internet weirdos recognizing me.
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Don't blow this for yourself by posting about it on fed hangout site chapo.chat
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Nah he's not actually an arms dealer I was just being cheeky.
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Currently sitting in jack in the box parking lot while I wait for him to buy us lunch while getting paid for it lol
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oh nice, does he sell to politically fringe forum users?
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arms dealer makes it sound like he's Nic Cage in Lord of War. Nah, this guy is just American.
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Yeah quantify shitload, it's probably like, average American gun nut amounts of guns, which is still excessive sure, but not unusual.
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I am being hyperbolic yes but this dude is the most America boomer in existence
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Dudes rock
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Do you manage a gym for him, and are you dating a female bodybuilder who goes to said gym?
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Do you suspect that your girlfriend has the ability to make herself fifty feet tall? Could this ability manifest itself in a bizarre display of magical realism at a narratively convenient moment?
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Did you perhaps encourage your girlfriend to abuse steroids because you got off on how muscular she was?
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Right on!
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Dudes rock
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