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6mo ago

PENIS PRAGER IS DOWN!

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lmao
- Comrade Stairs

Dude. I love gravity
- Other conservatives be like "He was askin' for it" the way he was tempting Gravity.

Thoughts and prayers he catches the walking pneumonia outbreak.

praying for a swift and resolute ending to his troubles

Comrade Stairs

as a free market capitalist, I would have simply chosen not to fall down or suffer a serious back injury. instead, I would have invested in under undervalued commercial real estate and fossil fuel leases.
- Dennis Prager really aught to pull himself out of back pain. He’s just lazy and entitled. He needs to get a real job.

Didn't he promise he will never back down?
- promises to never BACK down
  breaks his BACK anyway
- Dennis Prager down
  Yes, he... did fall down
  You can stand him up at the gates of Hell
  [Redacted]

the stairs he fell down beat him in the marketplace of ideas
- Critical support to comrade stairs in their valiant struggle against the capitalist oppressor

DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

Die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die diendie die diendiebdiendiendiejdieidifidididiridididiriei
- Metallica concert audience when they're playing Creeping Death be like:
  
  I was thinking Die Die My Darling by the Misfits when reading this, which Metallica covered.
- that's a lot of german

It'd be a shame if he gets hooked on pain killers and overdoes it.

Wishing him a swift end to this predicament

If he dies, I'll be excited to piss on the grave of the man who was ultimately responsible for my ability to emigrate to the US from Post-Soviet Ukraine.
- Curious, what's the story there?
  
  Denis Prager was one of the advocates of the immigration regime in the 60's (first Soviet aliyah) and late 80's early 90's (second Soviet aliyah) that allowed Jews from the Soviet Union to apply for asylum to the United States. The second Soviet aliyah was based on the idea that violent/systemic antisemitism was drastically increasing after the fall of the Soviet Union. Something that didn't actually happen when revisited scholars decades later.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student_Struggle_for_Soviet_Jewry

What warm and fuzzy news! It feels like being mildly sick in bed, warm and watching a movie where everybody is outside in the rain: I feel so cozy here with my unsnapped spine
- It's a cozy, rainy fall night here and this news has warmed my heart so had to share.
- This emoji reminds me of the old doritos bags from the 80s

assess treatment options
Pull the plug you cowards

Inshallah he stays down

Hope he's soon roasting in hell with Limbaugh and Kissinger.

Send Prager to the grave, please
- Idk if it's better for him to die or for him to live in agonizing pain for years
  
  Agonizing pain. His propaganda machine will keep on churning for a good while even after his death.

Oops Propaganda Prager go spat lmao gottem. Should have done more capitalism and built his own superior stairs.

They got him with deepstate gravgun
- gmod ragdoll noises

UlyssesT is slipping and so is Prager
- Kissinger to Prager is a bit of a downgrade but we take those
  
  For real. On the other hand it appears as though he's making it more long and drawn out so maybe he's changing his methods?
  Good for him! It's important to allow yourself room for growth.

Always safety check the harness swing.

Whoever's working that social media account is about to get fired, don't they know healing magic harms the undead?
- If we coordinate our healing spells we can have the year of four presidents

- Oh, I'll pray alright

I'm praying too
Praying for Satan to come and drag him to hell

I hope the floor is OK

my prayers have hurting powers

But how will we get more source material for YTPs?
- From the footage of his fall

Waiting for Very Tall Bart to release the footage

"[...] suffered a serious back injury following a fall"

he's still alive

goddamnit I thought you meant he was dead for a second

Calling it now, he fell out of his goon hammock.

Praying on this

Finish the job

I hope he had a nice trip.

Praise, Hail Satan!
Glory be to Satan the Father of the Earth
and to Lucifer our guiding light
and to Belial who walks between worlds
and to Lilith the queen of the night
As it was in the void of the beginning
Is now, and ever shall be, Satan’s kingdom without End
so it is done.
- We-men

Hope he ends out like major zero in mgs4

"our dear friend" lol that makes no sense, you can't be friends with a university, how are you gonna be freinds with an institution? Next you're gonna tell me a hivemind is conscious

He was throwing it back too hard

Lol, lmao. Recover in piss, fascist pig.

I'm not good at spirituality how do I send the opposite of healing prayers
- Take a picture and print it out of the fucker and then stab it

Lol. Lmao even.

I want to see a YTP about this stat

And God bless mom, and dad, and Lisa, and Maggie, and please God - kill Dennis Prager.

You should've fully swapped the P and the D for penis drager. Missed opportunity.

Another kkkrackkka down!

I WISH HIM A SPEEDY DEATH

:)

good

I thought he had fucking died for a second and now I’m beyond disappointed

Penis Dragger

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