"No offense, but..."
[Offends]
111 0 Reply"Needless to say,..."
[Says it anyway]
30 0 ReplyI like the idea of people saying "Needless to say..." and then just ending their sentence, leaving you wondering what they planned to say.
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"I don't wanna talk about it..."
[Proceeds to talk about it for 15 straight minutes]
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What will happen if you reply just "ok"?
69 0 ReplyDeath
27 0 ReplyDishonor
14 1 ReplyJust on him, or also on his cow?
6 0 Reply
I prefer a thumbs up.
8 0 ReplyNah just respond with this lol
6 0 ReplyDucks.
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Well, it says “i’m speechless” not “i’m lost for words”. 😀
40 5 ReplyNow I imagine them just writing an incoherent string of words. "Tomato car house fireman oven duck garden rice..."
17 0 ReplyPerson. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
United Sheesh of Americas.
The list can go on as long as you want it to. :-P
10 0 ReplyDon’t try to guess my password.
6 0 ReplyIsn’t that a classic too? As in your mouth runs off and your brain trails behind. Later you ask yourself wtf you just said. I hate when that happens, especially during job interviews.
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Interesting what kind of distinction do you draw between speech and words? 🤔
8 2 ReplyI'm sitting here in complete silence typing this comment out, I'm not using my speech. I am however using written words.
22 1 ReplyFiskFisk33 already answered it. It’s about speaking vs. writing/ using language.
On a serious note (and thereby killing the joke completely): doesn’t everyone know the situation where you can’t get the word out that may be very well in your head?
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It's actually text
17 0 ReplySo they're right! Speechless
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I'm trying to be ironic, but this is unironically irony.
15 0 ReplyYou forgot the /s at the end.
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TLDR;
11 1 ReplyThe scandal
5 0 Replyreminds me of the super best friends speech from south park back in the day
5 0 ReplyI mean how would I know what I think if I can't
hear what I'm sayingread what I'm writing?1 0 Reply