The former #1 rate prime time news and opinion anchor is on Hexbear and no one gives a shit but this guy gets you excited? How many Emmy's has he won? I got fucked in the ass by a random man in the Fox headquarters bathroom to get where I am. What does he do, shill audible?
"Hog" is another one of those Hexbear in-jokes that it took me a while to get: for a long time I thought "post hog" just meant "to whomsoever it may concern: please send the person I'm replying to PPB"
The other in-joke I struggled with for a while was "treatbrained" and stuff, because I somehow got it into my head that "treat" was short for "treatise"