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I have done that before. Its great before and during the cake consumption, but afterwards the regret sets in when your bloated stomach tries to digest the consequences of your actions

As somebody who used to weigh over 350 pounds, you need to be the thing that stops you. I promise, losing the weight is harder than just not buying that cake in the first place.

As a "European" I never forget that I can just walk around the corner to buy cake because I don't live in a suburban hellhole where I need a car to get food

Only thing stopping you is your bank account 😆

Wait until they figure out they can buy the cake mixes, and it's possible to make your own cakes, with as much extra stuff as you want. I once made a cake with embedded cookies, and a peanut butter cream cheese frosting. I regret nothing.

I watched a girl storm into a supermarket and grab some things.

I later saw her in the parking lot sitting in her pickup truck's bed and going down on a whole rotisserie chicken and a cake.

I think about her all the time.

https://xkcd.com/418

Look at this adult with a car. I bet you even claim to have impulse control too!

As a diabetic I grapple with this often. Turns out can and should are very different things :( curse you pancreas. You too mom. Kids don't do drugs with a baby in the womb. Your kids will suffer.

And eat a whole supermarket rotisserie chicken on your car just after you bought it. Some call it depression, I call it freedom.

There's nobody selling cake in my car. What have I done wrong?!

LOL, just made a comment about watches and came here.

Mid-80's and mom was appalled at the notion of a $30 Swatch when a Timex could be had for $10. No Swatch. ☹

Woke up one Saturday morning, decided I was fucking 50-yo and I could buy a damned Swatch if I wanted to! Bought TWO!

Truly realizing you're an adult is quite freeing. :)

I wish I could... I can't drive, and I have celiac disease so bad that it has destroyed my gut so much, that even gluten free cakes make me sick.

You're also free to get fat and die of a heart attack. It's like nobody cares.

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As an "adult" I always remember that this is bad for my health and I have to stop me. Luckily I'm too lazy to get in my car just to buy a cake.

Why would you need to buy a cake? Everything is a cake nowadays. Just stick your knife into something.

Well you can, but the consequences of doing so are much worse in adulthood

BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE !!!

Overrated. The real perk is learning how to not eat it all at once

Eating cake every day makes it less special

You already overdrew your account this month and it's not even 2/3 over

Except you might not have a car.

Can't afford to do that whenever I want 🥲

I live in germany, so I cant on sundays, 'cauze everything is closed.

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Except the police

Cake is great for breakfast

Thanks for reminding me I can buy a cake by myself in college for my birthday

Don't limit your self, try subbing out your normal lunch for a "cakewich".

This reminds me of how the guy who first proposed quantum superposition drank and smoked himself to death because he figured nothing mattered

I see you haven't purchased "The Wife" package.

Your arteries will do you. Eventually. But till then: go for it!

I don't even like cake that much, except Princess Cake.

If you haven't tried it, you should... It's really nice.

A wild Snorlax blocks the path...

get in my car

gross

I prefer cellular peptide cake with mint frosting tho

Just had a similar experience with my birthday. Reminded me that I can just buy stuff for myself, so the excitement we had as kids isn't there lol.

LOL, just made a comment about watches and came here.

Mid-80's and mom was appalled at the notion of a $30 Swatch when a Timex could be had for $10. No Swatch. ☹

Woke up one Saturday morning, decided I was fucking 50-yo and I could buy a damned Swatch if I wanted to! Bought TWO!

Truly realizing you're an adult is quite freeing. :)

Bake a cake, have a slice, and sell the rest to charity. It's more cost effective, less expensive, and allows one to further the use of the phrase "sell it to charity". Triple win

One of the best things about being adult, you can eat your dessert before dinner.

Your wrong, cause theirs diabetis