Tucker Carlson claims he was mauled by a demon while asleep, leaving claw marks
Tucker Carlson claims he was mauled by a demon while asleep, leaving claw marks

Tucker Carlson claims he was mauled by a demon while asleep, leaving claw marks

Summary
Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.
I have an alternate theory about those claw marks...
Even Fido has had enough of his shit
Good dog.
I watched that video, and had he just stuck to being suddenly awake and having claw marks I would have thought there was something odd. But he led with having four dogs in the bed, so when he said he had claw marks...dear lord, he's either trying too hard to play to some niche audience, or he's really that stupid. At least make the story sound plausible...we know you can lie, why didn't you just leave off some details here to sell it better.
Ever since he got kicked off Fox, he's been making the pivot to the hard right audience, which includes the narrative that they're in a spiritual war against the literal devil.
It's the same conspiracy-laden bullshit that Alex Jones pushes.
The dude used to wear a bow tie, unironically, and in public no less, so...
I bet it's deliberate. Like a power play knowing his story is clearly bullshit but the morons he's appealing to are believing it making him feel even more superior.
Yeah, if I were married to Tucker Carlson I'd be pretty messed up too.
Heyo
We know his wife didn't leave them in the throes of passion, that's for sure
But a mistress that he's trying to cover up? That's plausible.
https://theonion.com/piss-soaked-tucker-carlson-claims-demon-urinated-on-him-while-he-slept/ ?
Dude, even small dogs can hog some serious space. 4 dogs? I'm surprised there's any room left for the fucker and his wife. He probably got scratches falling out of bed.
Holy shit I did not think the alt right could get any fucking dumber.
"I went to bed and woke up next to this unconscious woman... I was in my bed with the wife and dogs at the time, so she must've been a demon."
Yeah, i imagine his wife is pretty vicious.
Is it Tucker Carlson has hell hounds for pets?
I do too. Paranoid delusions
His boyfriend choked him out too hard? I'm bad at inferences.