Bonus:
Normalise porn breaks at work.
In fact, like mental health days, normalise porn days, days where you are too overcome with degeneracy to leave your masturbatorium and come to work.
It's okay to call in horny.
We should be able to look at a ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ porn at work
ahahaha
Exactly what I was hoping to see here lmfao
you are looking at a nude egg
Should've fired him for spelling Jeff with a G.
There are two ways to spell Jeff, one with a J, and the stupid way.
That was SNL gold
America fired ToysRUs for this very reason.
It's been wild logging on to LI and seeing MAGA people spewing their drivel.
Strong "Sir, this is a Wendy's" energy.
Become un-hireable speedrun, any%
For real. There's a very well known guy in the AEC industry that invented a very important custom PowerShell module for a pillarstone software. This same man was supposed to have a large session he spoke in at Autodesk University, which I am attending right now. I was really looking forward to attending his talk.
Well, I was following him on LinkedIn, and a couple months ago he comments under a post basically saying, "We must support Israel no matter what, and fuck you if you question what is going on in Gaza." This man commented basically saying, "Exactly, Israel should not be questioned, let them do what they want."
Much to nobody's surprise, he's not speaking at AU. It's pretty clear he got dropped. It's good to see shitty actions having consequences.
Employees watch porn at work. Executives masturbate to porn in the bathroom with the volume turned up on speaker. The weirder the porn, the better. Let everyone know who's the alpha dog in the office.
Didn't that CNN guy get caught beating it on camera AND he kept his job?
Not only that but Google search won't return his name now..
We know Jeffrey Toobin
I wonder if a fastfood worker would get such deference...
I read half of that and thought "Huh, they do? Where do this guy work?" then finished and realized you're calling everyone to start doing that.
LinkedIn is nothing but shitposts for a long time.
I started to post there, but I wasn't sure how they'd feel about satire instead of genuine lunatics.
As long as it's hard core porn, you'll probably be fine
BTW... that's an amazing community
they already post satire there
Isn't this a well-known Linked In Satirist?
Worse than that, it’s not even LinkedIn. It’s a (very good) LinkedIn parody site: https://www.shlinkedin.com/
Idiocracy was prophetic.
Poe's law strikes again
Normalise porn breaks at work.
In fact, like mental health days, normalise porn days, days where you are too overcome with degeneracy to leave your masturbatorium and come to work.
It's okay to call in horny.
goonermaxxing
This is the real reason work from home will always win out in the future.
Edit: Only took me three edits to get there!
Edit: Four, if you count that one.
Ken must work at the SEC
Makes sense, this would never fly at the ACC.
Those guys will do anything besides working tho...
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