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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

4mo ago

We have some big things to look forward to.

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In the Star Trek franchise, the 12 film was in the Kelvin\JJ Abrhams timeline. Can't wait to see who will voice a rebooted young Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy combo.
- This came up in a image search for "young Shrek"...
  
  source, https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/hvi8e8/official_teenage_shrek_concept_art/
  
  You know the first movies intro? The montage of Shreks daily routine, while Smashmouth plays?
  Now imagine a "teen shrek" version.
  Basically just clips of Shrek crushing slugs for lubrication and fucking his favourite stump.
- Computer, replicate me a young mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, hot.
  
  Aurora, Illinois Cop... A freewheeling metallic-liquid cop investigating satellite signal theft crosses paths with local slacker black-market music promoter. He soon gets the local metalhead's welcome-to- Aurora, IL treatment by falling for the ol' stratocaster in the tailpipe bit.
  
  The hot is implied, no need to spell it out.
- This must be the She Hulk-StarTrek crossover and the shorten it to Shrek
  
  Shren ~ Shrek? That mischievous blue skin with the funny moving ears takes a green Orion dancing slave girl into the past - into the 1970's, specifically. They get Lou Ferrigno angry. DNA gets a good mixin'. Coming soon to theaters...
  S.H.'Rek 9 Fiona: Origins (2033).
  Oh, no!

So, light brown becomes a really big thing, with the exception of few anarchists?

Somebody
- Once
  
  Told me

economics textbook
Well there's your problem.

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