Kant stop me now!

Look at this one pretending not to use Kant/Can't puns, speaking of Kantrarianism 🙄

I Kant

it is also imperitave to import foreign whips

It's clearly a reference to how Kant lived in mid-1700s Germany, which had not yet been introduced to driving on the right, which was apparently spread through Europe by Napoleon's army.

Either that or we're look at him through a mirror

It's so he would die and not Simone