OP read about the "fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day" strat online and didn't stop to think about its applicability.
36 0 ReplyFurthest back i can go is 3rd grade, and only because i had the absolute hottest home room teacher at the time.
13 0 ReplyFourth for me. Teacher was obsessed with recycling, and somehow that resonated.
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Eww, nothing is more gay than a man dating a woman.
60 0 Reply... except for reddit mods
18 0 ReplyAre lemmy mods safe?
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Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted
38 0 ReplyWait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa
22 5 ReplyIf it was written on 4chan, it must be true.
90 0 ReplyIt is, absofuckinglutelly.
It's just the poor execution of a poor joke. The base is that conflict over a girl in a first grade, then anon diverts our expectations by saying he is a teacher. Pretty basic and srupid in itself, and anon failed at delivering that imho.
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