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WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided] @hexbear.net

5mo ago

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I deemed this image important enough to post an break my lurking streak. How we all doing?

58 comments

None of these words are in the bible
- None of these words are in the dictionary, either, goddamn. What the fuck is this post even saying?
  
  I love that "Skibbidy Ohio Rizz" is being portrayed as Gen Alpha slang, but the only people I see using it are parents mocking their children who respond with "what the fuck mom"
  
  It's rap beef between white children.

- flippin a grunt right now

- Like all of those ARK Music Factory things
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuJ5y5f4l4s
  its also going to great effort to sexualise a child, special commendation to the middle american nuclear family, well done
  
  I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  yewtu.be
  inv.nadeko.net
  yt.artemislena.eu
  piped.video

Kid looks so uncomfortable trying to project confidence.

No, I veto this. I use my veto. Veto. I declare a veto. This has been veto'ed.
- As opposed to Vito'ing which would mean my uncle comes and critiques your pasta sauce
  
  but vito, I really thought the tarrragon was a good idea

The rizzler is a guy? I thought it was a play on The Riddler and Rizz, like, an idea, a platonic ideal not a person
- The Rizzler is a guy (a kid, to be particular), but the riddler + rizz combination came first, he got the name from the meme
  
  so hack to just take a descriptor like that and give it to yourself lol.
- a rizzler is wot a inglish bloke rowls a spliff wif innit
- Reminded me of Rinzler from Tron: Legacy
- The Rizzler would be a platonic particular.. the Rizz itself is the platonic ideal.

GOONERS

i should not have watched that
- I have no idea what compelled me to listen to this
  
  it was supposed to be funny. it should have been funny. why wasn't it funny

He gets his bitches at Costco and you know he buys in bulk

Much of Chapo's early success was roasting terrified old men writing newspaper columns about the inscrutable things kids were allegedly doing these days.

Seriously tho why are pre teens playing Yank football
- American Football is a de-facto relgigion. Not in any kind of sarcastic way, it is a core component of social life and holds a sacred and holy status in many rural parts of the us south and midwest. It's the cornerstone around which the social world is arrranged. It's far more important to them than a little traumatic brain injury.
- The inevitable cte will be worth it when it pays for college
- the american people are not intellectual, to put it mildly

extremely important cultural moment

OKAY NOONE ELSE IS DOING THE DIRTY WORK HERE
But I listened to Rizzard if Oz and I can't see how its a diss of the Costco Guys. Its just a really bad, weird, auto tuned mess of bars summarizing to "Im him, I get baddies".
WHERE IS THE BEEF?

Jacob sartorius walked so baby gronk could rizz

This can't be real, can it? It has the same layout as someone making a stock "cool guy" character in the 80s or something.

Curtains for Zoosha

oh hey maurice how you been?
- P good, got a decent job, moved in with my gf almost a year ago now. Haven't been posting as much, but is what it is I suppose lol
  
  fuckin crushing it i remember when u were just a lil college freshman my maurice all growed up proud o u

Not to quote family dad or whatever but oh my God who the hell cares

A beef between the whitest kids you've ever seen.

Skibidi shit

mother of god why do people turn autotune up that high it sounds like cat shit wrapped in dog shit

Alright, I’m joining the Taliban.

Black folks need to gatekeep hip hop more than ever

theonion right?

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