I'm at my parents and of course Fox News is on. Then I noticed they panned to a hot dog shop that had this sign up.
Here is what the Trump footlong looks like.
This is a famous hot dog stand in Chicago. They’re known for witty messages and being open late. They had a reality show for a while too I believe.
Anyways, the DNC is in Chicago starting today and I’m sure Fox News showed this on TV because their base just believe Chicago is a crime filled war zone.
I hate that man and everything he stands for. If I owned a business, I wouldn't even use his name to make fun of him. Which is why I came up with Fuckface 45.
Because his mouth is Putin's cock holster (that's Colbert).