Wtf happened here?
Wtf happened here?
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He probably sits on his feet
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With shoes on yea. Would explain the dirtyness too.
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Or has a pet. I could see a cat doing that over time, and my recliner in my living room has a similar tear because it's basically my dog's chair/bed, and he does that digging-to-make-the-ground-comfortable thing before he lays down.
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I'm guessing they shift around a lot, turning their body the way people turn the controller on a sharp turn.
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You've met my buddy, Fidget McFarty!
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I used to have this problem, but switched to mesh chairs a few years ago and it's completely solved it. (Doesn't need to be a super expensive one.)
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What's convenient is that we find it obscene to patch the assrest, which would mark the posterior-stressed spot unless executed unusually well.
So we just replace the whole fucking chair, piston, wheels, back, bolts and all.
Makes the chair business go round and round like a kid who just discovered the only remnant of joy mankind allowed to exist in the office.
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No pets? Looks like a dog or cat's favorite chair... or a Goat, for that matter.
All that said, I've seen plenty of cheap office chairs with no such excuses just crap-out like so.
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Lots of Taco Bell, I'd guess.
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Is your roommate JD Vance?
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okay, listen, this joke was funny but it's run its course
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Studded pants
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They keep buying shitty chairs?
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Your friend might be a butt vampire.
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With a special gaming chair like that, I bet they're just going to hold onto it until the logo tears off.
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The sequel to Teeth?
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It's what happens when you create a lethal combination of Flaming Hot Cheetos and Mt Dew Code Red inside your tummy
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They just have maaassive heavy balls.
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Ooohh chipotle
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I don't want to know what the brown stain is
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But you do. You do know Daddle.
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Like the sandworm in the Dune movie?
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maybe the gamer version of the ass-pounder 4000?
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Is the roommate male? It kinda looks like the chair has been subject to modifications regarding creating a comfortable hollow for a ballsack along with one for its neighbor.
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I think I know
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