C'est une pipe

Her: So what do you do for a living?

Him: I fuck pipes with a steel dildo.

I... Uhm... N-need a girl... T-to do thi-that, to me...

Everything reminds me of him

Is that a left-handed caliper? Or is the video mirrored?

Creampipe

OH MON DIEU

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuchs_SE

I don't know if OP speaks french or it's just a funny coincidence, but "pipe" is also slang for blow job.

I'll have what she's having

That process is called swaging

How to put on a condom 🔩

Stanley?