Looks like he's starting a museum

Explaining why he put that many holes in the wall to his wife is going to be a sticky situation.

Collection almost complete.
\ He's gonna have to branch out.

Sticks are meant to be played with outside then left for the next person to come across and play with not mounted on a wall uselessly. This picture doesn't cause jealousy, only disappointment.

My dog wonders why I can't be more like him.

The original !stick@sh.itjust.works enthusiast.

Some bangers there, but mostly average sticks.