I respect it when I hear someone clearly attempting a word they've only seen written

Ahahhahhahahaaha that's actually amazing

That's amazing

There was an '80s cop show called Hill Street Blues that had a recurring latino character named Jesus. All I heard as a kid was "Hey, Zeus" so I thought his actual name was Zeus and everybody just said "hey" to him when addressing him.

I thought Yosemite Sam had pretty much taught all English speakers the correct pronunciation. I remember my parents saying their Swedish relatives pronounced it "Yohsmeet."

I say it that way sometimes for fun. I live nearish so sometimes, when visitors hear me say if, they ask if that’s how it’s actually pronounced

are you Donald Trump by chance

Wait how do you phonetically say this?

You're not alone, brother.

Thank you for the new method to make my family groan.

I have been pronouncing it like this since my buddy fucked it up in grade school lmao

Les Nessman comes to mind.

That dog died over a decade ago. Do younger kids know what that is?

Brian Regan presents: Epi-tome of hyper bowl.

Have some Worcestershire sauce on me!

Me whenever someone can't pronounce a word

Which by the way is a town name that very often gets mispronounced by people who only read it in books.

Was that pronounced like red-ing?

Words go brrrr.

In your defense, "Segway" is a real brand of some kind of transport thingy, which might be where you picked it up.

Bro let me tell you how recently I realized...

👆

segue puts me straight into a fugue state

Yeah, that’s very much an English thing. Many other languages use reasonably consistent spelling and pronunciation, so memorizing the handful of exceptions isn’t really a problem.

However, with English it’s the other way around. You need to memorize the handful of words that are actually pronounced the way they are written. Everything else is just pure chaos. If you read a word, you can’t pronounce it. If you hear a word, you can’t find it in a dictionary.

I'm sorry. I hate that the stereotype that stuck for homeschool kids wasn't that they're often very well read and advanced, because that has been my experience encountering them over the years.

The one that wakes me up in the middle of the night is albeït. I thought it was fancy foreign speak pronounced “all bait”, but it is just a short form of “all be it”, is pronounced exactly like that, and is a synonym for “all though it be”.

I still have to "translate" that one in my head every time I read it.

When I was learning Japanese, I came across a sentence along the lines of "lets buy stuff at the

<shoppingumouru>

https://youtu.be/Nrk8sqZfsgI

Jjjjjifff

Me as a grown-ass Spaniard right now: wait, it's not pre-face? Is it pre-fis?

Same with pre-dator for me xD

Ha - and yet "quay" can be pronounced as "kway", or "kay" or "key" - and mean the same thing - depending on context. Mostly if it's part of a name, and who named it.

Also sometimes it's spelled "key" instead.

My sister and I did this intentionally to be funny as kids. We took my son there last year and he did the same thing without hearing the story. Pretty funny for me.

Every time.

I pronounced it the same way, until whichever book has that scene with Viktor Krum pronouncing it wrong and being corrected. I believe the story goes that Rowling included that scene because there were so many of us doing it.

That's how we pronounce it in Spain! Actually the H has no sound, so she's just "er-me-on"

So how is it pronounced?

Lol, I think I heard this one verbally for the first time from Peter Griffin in an early season of family guy.

It doesn't help that it's a meme to swap them out. Lol

Oh man, there must be dozens of examples like this you have. It's such a weird language, with so many words and spellings and pronunciations from so many sources.

I'm from American south, I've always said and heard "kwest-chen" - now I'm sitting here saying it over and over wondering how much is regional accent

Ugh, as a young child I thought train was spelled "Chrain" for the same reason. People getting lazy and softening a T sound to a CH sound is fine, but can't we update the spelling too?

Turns out Nginx is not N-jinx

I kept saying Ah-zoore instead of Azure for too long

They invented the language, the least they could do is spell and pronounce it right.

And their wacky spellings.

Seriously though, I know there is no right or wrong, just cultures but "vit-a-min" (vit rhyming with bit) for vitamin , "al-loo-minium" for aluminum and "let-toos" for lettuce is like fingernails on a chalkboard. lol

I pronounced hyperbole as hyper-bowl until my mid 40's when I finally heard it used in a movie, and had to ask everyone around me if that's how hyperbole is pronounced. I knew the word genre, but didn't know that when I read "genre", it was the same word. I said gen-ree when using genre in a statement well into my late 20's.

As a kid I thought it was just "entreeee".

Nah I learned words reading memes and take out menus

Correct

Etoba koh is probably the closest I can get to it for ya lol

It's Διάδοχοι so rather Dee-AH-Do-(c)hee with accent on A, actually more like thee-AH-do-hee but that might sound a bit weird if you don't have a feel for greek pronounciation. A small tip is that "i" is never pronounced as in "die" in greek but as "ee" (or as in "tin" if short).

Edit: I know modern greek, not ancient. The χ might have been more like a K (as the end of truck) in ancient times but I'm not sure. My suggestion above would be a lot closer to the correct pronunciation though.

Dee-AH-doh-kee like in ancient greek is probably what you want to use. Sorry for the confusion.

Wikipedia has the phonetic as daɪˈædəkaɪ/ dy-AD-ə-ky.
Which with their pronunciation guide would come out as Die-Add-A(h)-Ki(te).
I think.
I might be wrong (and if I am, I'm sure someone will be along to correct me directly)

English fails hard at conveying phonetics through written language. In Brazilian portuguese (my native language) those words would be written as:

• parenquimal (from “parênquima”);
• taquipnéico;
• bradipnéico;

The lack of diacritics (and several other characteristics) makes English really easy to learn but in contrast you get those kinds of problems. I’ve never seen anyone get those words wrong in my field (I’m a vet)

“Tachypneic” is pronounced like “TA-KIP-NIK”,

I’m clearly not qualified to lecture you, but deriving from words like pneumonia, and consulting merriam-webster, are you sure the “p” isn’t silent here, and that the “e” is?

I only pronounced that right the first time because I saw it spelt with a œ, which I misread as æ, like encyclopædia. So three cheers for "right for the wrong reason".

I had an English teacher correct me on that, except I said hyperbola which is a math concept and is pronounced hyper bowl a.

Mine is sidereal... I always said side real. Then, I learned it was (roughly) Sid air heal.

Though I did use to say Copernicus as copper knickers too.

Mine was Ganymede. I read so much scifi but didn't really ever see any scifi shows referencing the planet, and it never came up in conversation. I thought it was supposed to be pronounced gani-mee-dee, as if it was a Greek philosopher.

English is a garbage language anyway tbh you say words the way you like ‼️

I'm kinda the same here, except worse. I'm stuck saying Hyper-Bowl, and the "proper" pronunciation breakes down as hyperbally in my head. Sounding like an adverb trips me up so much, I just refuse to use the word now.

How's it actually pronounced???

I studied Malayalam (the language of Kerala state in southern India) and the script was fucking awesome. It's purely syllabic and it's impossible to pronounce a written word wrong - you just sound out the syllables and you've got it. Everything else about the language was impossibly alien to me as a native English speaker (like you can't just say yes or no, you can only negate or affirm other words), but at least the script was easy.

Chaos, pronounced like multiple "ciao" in Italian. 🤌

And on your jalapeño comment: I spent 6 months sending my coworker "hola" in morning greetings until he told me that he thought "hola" was just me saying "Holler [holla] at a player [playa]". To his credit, he took German on high school. To his discredit, we had been working in Spain for 2 weeks when we had this conversation.

I used to think “chaos” had the same “ch” as “church” when I was a kid.

The chao of Sonic Adventure (1998)?

It might help if you spell it correctly. Unscrupulous

(wondering what's especially weird about it)

Edit: like, if you think it's weird that "scrup" isn't pronounced with a "u" as in "cup", there's like 48 thousand other examples in other words.