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fictitious before, existent now, welcome to reality the comically-misinformed absurd heuristic of viewing things that an average chud describes as communism from skimming the cliffnotes of Animal Farm

adopting the worldview of "if you have literally any inherent advantage over the average competitor you should be disqualified because it's just not fair" with regards to a friendly entertainment-first competition that is fundamentally about showing the peak of human athletics. because of woke

chuds will literally say that this description with a straight face is exactly what communism represents and then throw a tantrum the second someone who is not a cishet WASP kicks their shit in. what happened to your little haplogroups and calipers big dawg you're supposed to be taking this shit on the chin oh wait it's literally just racial main character syndrome cool cool

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  • As far as sympathy garnering headlines go, "I got punched in the face! Sobs professional competitive face-puncher" is not a great one.

  • she got cranked in the nose and she had to stop the fight to save her life? A broken nose fuckin hurts but you're not gonna die.

    • I saw someone explain this - in a boxing tournament if you break your nose right at the beginning of a multi fight series, you're going to not only have a bad time, you might get like permenant damage and you'll also lose because you'll be focused on protecting your nose.

      • I saw someone explain this - in a boxing tournament if you break your nose right at the beginning of a multi fight series, you're going to not only have a bad time, you might get like permenant damage and you'll also lose because you'll be focused on protecting your nose.

        sounds like good boxers should really protect their nose

  • got punched so hard she got instant mental illness, that's pretty cool. the main character syndrome has never been more evident among very unwell online chuds

  • So you're telling me you're a woman, and yet you can throw a punch? Interesting! Interesting...

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