Texts from Dad
Texts from Dad
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"Rise chicken!"
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*arise
billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location... in Africa.
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Kiss him deep with tongue!
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I saw that "Sofa king funny" comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.
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dancing is forbidden
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ED is a bitch
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Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!
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Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE
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I shall be this buffet's reckoning!
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Dad got that hollywood level cocaine
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Ah. Dear little Ocelot. Where have you gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don't be afraid. You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Now, now. Show yourself Ocelot. My dear little Ocelot.
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Revolver Ocelot
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mmrraaaaooooo
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He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he's trying alternate means
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OOTL, is it like "Rise against" ? or RATM?
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It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.
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It's a great song.
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what the fuck are you talking about
"Social media"
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MUSTA-KRAKISH
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AWAKEN
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TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN
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MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR
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I'm so glad someone else was thinking of this too.
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Dad has great taste.
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Arise chicken
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All rise mother fucker.
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Plot twist, kid is dough
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My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER
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Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!
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Meh, whatever.
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Such cringe behavior
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Where's your anger? Where's your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?
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Some Viagra should take care of that right away.
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"He's a calendar, that kid, he's a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That's all he can do. Do you know what that means? I'm getting older. Look at me, is that old? That's not old. Can't get rid of him, twenty years time he'll still be there. Mind you they don't always live, meningitis - that's a good one!"
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They're not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.
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Dad might be a sith lord
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"Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again..."
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