New Kelly: Right Ear, Right Now
New Kelly: Right Ear, Right Now
https://www.theonion.com/right-ear-right-now-1851606905
You guys would be cluggin' a few cans, too, if you had my wife.
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tag yourself i'm commies
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I’m the STD
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I'm the mother
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Did you pawn my jewelry
You gave me an STD
Yoooo this Kelly is dark.
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oh yeah, Trump got shot or something. can't really remember.
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lol
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you gave me an STD
nit-picking wives
:jesus_christ:
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from my lips to Kelly's ears. the man speaks with the voice of generation.
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Probably because he is one himself but he really has his finger on the pulse of boomers. The dad in every comic is just this deadbeat alcoholic womanizer.
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I can't believe this is a real Kelly. His usual stuff is more tame.
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:commies:
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and :sicko-liberty:
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the onion
Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
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good lord i don't think i've laughed at a kelly bit this hard in a long time
And bringing a rolling pin to the bar your husband lives at
"Take My Wife, Please" Kelly is the best