Get her a publisher
Get her a publisher
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100% some adult in that house used that exact phrase, probably multiple times.
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I think that's the joke.
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She may have been to my parents' house. There's an attack squirrel that lives in their oak tree and throws acorns at the dogs so that phrase gets uttered often.
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Those fucking parents
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I want to read the book when she's done!
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Plot twist: it's just furry porn written by some lunatic with a made up daughter
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I still want to read it when it's done
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Rumor has it Dreamworks has already optioned the movie rights.
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Why is she being grounded?
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She wrote down the Naughty Word incantation.
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This is kinda stupid. Yes, you should teach your kids that it's a cuss word and shouldn't be used in certain contexts. But in this context? Hell fucking yes!
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Me, a non-american, trying to understand the point of this post/joke and being completely lost
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She was electrified.
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Like those fucking squirrels
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Kids shouldn’t be drawing nuts
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WTF? I think I need to play baldurs gate 3.
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yes, everyone should be.
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I still have the corpse in my inventory in act 3.
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say whaaat
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whaaat
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Hwaaat
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Stop, Adam. Let her express herself.
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short and to the point, my kind of book
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Rex: "couldn't put it down!" Spot: "Must Read!" Precious: "I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!"
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She knew how to spell "fucking" but not "squirrel"
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To be fair, "fucking" is a bit easier to spell
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Probably something Adam himself said on more than one occasion.
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Without the pictures, it's even worse
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That squirrel does look quite good.
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She must have watch Trailer Park Boys with Ricky shooting at squirrels
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