"Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake?" - John Mulaney

s2e4 "Non Sequitur"

Everything after "Harry Kim" is from a scenario elsewhere in Trek canon. What other fun examples of hidden identity did I leave off?

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Don’t forget changeling!
- By and far my favorite post in history. Thank you for this.
- And they don't even know about portable holo-emitters yet.
"Or we're in a nebula where your thoughts become reality?"
Argrathi mind prisoner
Rage Virus
Haunted by Dr. Crusher's Ghost
Edit: Newly sentient holodeck program (ala Moriarty)
- The best thing is, the virus had no part in ruining it.
- Edit:
  Newly sentient Moriarty-like holodeck program
- ...he's a pedophile. You work in the sex crimes division. You're gonna have to get used to that."
  
  Oh! So like when someone bets the house on the ponies?
  
  You lost me…
Or a transporter clone, or a Romulan clone, or a demon planet clone….
Me when I try to get disability diagnosis.
- That copay's gonna be a bitch. Have you considered time traveling to when we become a post scarcity society? Maybe a transport glitch into a mirror universe? Perhaps entering cryo-stasis until medicine can treat you?
The Bobs have changed a lot since the last time I saw this movie.

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