Trump Tells Faith Conference If He Took Off Shirt They’d See ‘a Beautiful Person’ With ‘Wounds All Over’ From Defending Religion
Trump Tells Faith Conference If He Took Off Shirt They’d See ‘a Beautiful Person’ With ‘Wounds All Over’ From Defending Religion
I honestly think if he took his shirt off it would cost him the election.
Seeing the flabby, 78-year-old American physique in all its glory would be both a literal and figurative "emperor has no clothes" moment for many of his cultists.
He'd just need to have some acrylic flab sculpting armor like Immortan Joe.
"There's the fake abs, then Donald ... jiggly Donald, and then ... abs."
Any scars will be the result of his addictions. Did so much cocaine he broke his asshole. Or did the asshole just become him.
The quote gets even crazier.
Really!? You were treated the worst of any president?! Lincoln was assassinated!!
And 160 years later his legacy has been coopted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.
2024 years later Jesus' legacy has been co-opted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.
And his wounds weren’t from a dominatrix like Drumpf’s.
I don’t think he has the self awareness to be a sub
America First, you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
He had a rally in Philly today
@toddbonzalez @jeffw Didn’t he rally in/near New York? Also it’s not the same, but he also hosts fundraisers in CA often.
I don't believe in the anti christ. But if I did.
Well I'm no expert on Christianity, but apparently this theology graduate here agrees with you:
Leaning pretty hard on religion lately, isn’t he?
Well, his brain doesn't work anymore, so... what else can he lean on?
His sleepy followers will believe anything. If we are the woke then they are the comatose.
How do they get through all the fat to see?
So fat and no scars. Got it.
Stretch mark battle wounds
You heard it here first: God gave Trump herpes
Show us where the deity touched you.
If at all possible for a myriad of reasons, can we please leave your shirt on?
"Show us the tits!"
Someone missed a glowing opportunity. Lol
🤢
Ok, but why does this picture make me think he just wants to rub his nipples?
I'm pretty sure that if he took his shirt off, we'd just see how much he looks like Baron Harkonnen.
No need to threaten us with an optical weapon of mass destruction.
Beauty is skin deep only. Stupidity to the core.
I have to laugh, to stop myself from crying 😭
Do it you orange traitor, show your followers how full of shit you truly are.
The Emperor’s New Stigmata.
Like when he held a bible upside down in a photo op in front of a church after having things clear protestors out?
Such wounds
Much defence
Wow
I’m glad he didn’t, saggy old man turd boobs should stay covered
Nobody wants to see that…
And you'd see the line where the fake spray tan ends too. Looking like an upside down orange thermometer.
This made me laugh.
Those are bed sores, sir. Hospitals must special order beds for those.
My word, this guy is so ridiculous. What a world we live in where it is THIS dumbass that may slither into office, again. Then again, Hitler was a total idiot, too.
He had to jump in front of those dangerous hamberders to save Jesus.
Is that what a lumpy piece of shit looks like? Beautiful with wounds? We must be using different thesauruses.
Stormy might have seen him without his shirt.
I mean, she did
Theyd see a stodgy stump of a torso sagging from lack of collagen covered in age spots
...and they BELIEVE IT! Such a sad, sad bunch of suckers and losers.
It's basically a cognitive dissonance conference.
You have also managed to successfully describe attending religious services.
How is that cognitive dissonance? I don't see it.
They'll believe whatever suits them to prop up their delusional world view. And they'll refuse to acknowledge any facts that contradict it.
They believe whatever fox "news" tells them to. They don't have their own world view, just the view they're told to have.
Can you actually find anyone who believes it literally? Honest question. I just watched the video, and it seems to me that he is saying it figuratively and not literally.
I don't think anyone is saying he has literal wounds from defending religion.