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  • Cashier over the store PA system: ..... ummmm .... price check .... price check ...... umm... yeah ... in condoms ... ribbed .... cherry flavor ... costumer says they were on sale .... price check

    • Cashier trying to scan box of condoms: .... beep ... boop ... beep .. boop ... [over PA system again] ... ummm ... supervisor ... can I get a supervisor

      meanwhile line of people is getting longer behind you

      You: ... hey just forget it ... I don't need the condoms .... I'll just pay for the lube and shovel

      Cashier: ... it's already scanned as cheddar cheese and I need to clear it ... I need a manager to do that

      Line is getting longer behind you and people are mumbling and grumbling

      Cashier: .... supervisor ... um ... yeah ... supervisor ... check out #4 ... price correction for condoms please .... supervisor

      • Supervisor who is younger than the cashier arrives: .... what is it Richard? did you mommy bring the wrong coupons again? ...

        Richard the cashier: .... that was just the one time and it was only for 50 cents off dog food ... and besides that was two years ago before they demoted you from store manager ...

        Line of people shifts to new cashier that just opened next to Richard ... people are grumbling and saying things ..

        Supervisor: .... OK ... What is it? ...

        Richard: ... yeah this guy was buying this stuff and condoms and it came out as cheddar cheese for $14.99 and I need to clear it but it won't let me

        You: ... hey, I'm in a hurry here and I really don't need the condoms, just forget it OK?

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