the wifi is critical for connecting your burgers' datamodeling to azure services and getting multivariate analytics on global burger output, regional cheese differentials, and go-to-market scenarios that will tee up deliverables ahead of the curve.
getting realtime feedback on all your key burger characteristics for a user demand driven production experience will enhance your operational efficiency through a strategic optimization of production framework. Nothing satisfies hunger like benchmarking cloud-ready synergies.
Yes it was a stupid fucking product and had no reason to exist but those gears sure are pretty. I bet this stupid wifi grill is all cheap pot metal and rusts out in a year though.