My evil plan
Maybe this encounter was a little overturned, eh?
Jello necromancy
"You don't find anything."
the player alignment tesseract
Nothing in the rules that says contacting "a deity" means it has to be YOUR deity...
The group chat when I ask who's available to play next week
Out of mana, but not out of options
Brutal, absolutely unforgivable DMing
Awww so scary
Was nice adventuring with you all
Now he has to figure out how to court her
Average adventurer
I've taken 1d4 damage many times
True Alignment
"Media interest" is a much higher risk than any level-appropriate encounter.
I used to be the forever DM before it was discovered I was bad at being DM
Dang it, Meemaw!
There's a time and a place
Sounds familiar