Oh no, the internet has opinions! Who would've thought? WNBA stars Clark and Reese are out here acting like they've discovered the dark web instead of just regular Twitter trolls. Clark's apologizing for being born with a certain skin color, as if that's her biggest sin on the court. Meanwhile, Reese wants to change the world, one tweet at a time, because apparently, winning games isn't enough. Newsflash: the internet isn't your therapist, it's a digital coliseum where everyone gets thrown to the lions. And let's be honest, maybe they should've stayed in the kitchen if they're this shocked by a little online banter. But hey, if you can't handle the heat, maybe stick to baking cookies instead of shooting hoops

This is absolute garbage, you purple-haired, fat-ass, ignorant waste of space. This shit is only for those influencer douches to milk their followers, not for newspapers that are already drowning in a cesspool of deception. This government is the most corrupt, bribe-guzzling, ethically void clusterfuck since 1978, but you wouldn't get it, you flag-waving, brain-dead American shitstain. You spew nothing but digital sewage because you're too polarized. And let's talk about your mod powers spread across your pathetic multiple accounts - you're nothing but a sad, power-mad little troll, herding your accounts in that autistic, woke-infested cesspit you call a platform. Each of your mod accounts is a unique blend of idiocy, strutting around like some digital Napoleon, enforcing your nonsense rules, all while surrounded by a horde of virtue-signaling, woke niggas who'd be scared shitless of an actual thought. You're all just a parade of clown-faced, diversity-touting, intellectually bankrupt morons. And let's be real, even if you paid for a prostitute, you wouldn't get to see a naked woman - they'd probably just laugh and take your money for the entertainment value