https://kwestthoughts.substack.com/p/the-first-step-to-solving-a-problem

When I read about United utterly fucking over their future financially and talent-wise in order to sign mediocre to terrible players to huge contracts, I say yes.

60M is about right, methinks... smells too real to be fake. Or something like that.

Job done. Can't be lower than 3rd, apparently, and Adam was saying it's either Barca or Atalanta? I really don't want to play Barca with our already injury-riddled squad.

Is there anything MLS isn't good at? Jesus

I knew he would miss. For fuck's sake, dude.

LOL really? That's simulation?

Now we shall see

More murder inflicted upon Arsenal players, more at 7

Okay, so Ethan just took a 0.03 xG shot and turned it into 0.56 xG on target. WEW LAD

EEEEEETHAN

I can't type all of Jorginho's name but <3

Every red card is 2 extra matches' worth of minutes in our players' legs. The PGMOL love to put their thumb on the scale.

You know, given how strikers and keepers tend to go Super Saiyan after we play them, might not be a bad idea to bid on Danjuma

Also, offside

Lol that is a goal that only gets scored on us

They need 6 more, yeah?

Very slippery

Something that I might petition CannonStats to do is to look at how many injuries we have vs the number of minutes in those players' legs.

Now we counter-sue to have Oliver suspended for 3 matches

LOL GET FUCKED PGMOL