rockNprole @ rockNprole @lemmy.world

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No, 2025 years ago is when God’s son, who was also God, came down to sacrifice himself to himself to save us from what he himself was going to do to us. 6000 years is the age of the earth. Read a book for once (and by a book, I mean A book. Singular. Just one. You can even get free by swiping it from a hotel room…but then you’d go to Hell…maybe just buy one.) A Trump Bible (they exist) —- just kidding, thank you for your comment and watching my video!

Very kind. There’s a little stupid 30 second video linked there (Imgur). There’s a special middle bit, it lasts about 6 seconds but I’m pretty proud of it lol.

It’d be like going into modern warfare, standing in a straight line out in an open field, firing a single round of shots, then shouldering your weapons and waiting patiently for them to return fire. Platoon after platoon of soldiers are massacred by the other side, who are fighting dirty. The general keeps saying, ‘No fair, we’re getting slaughtered out there! But, once we’re all dead, people will realize that those other guys were being real assholes…then, who’s the real winner! Ha! Ok, boys, line up the next platoon and remember, don’t fire until you’ve reached the center of the field and for the love of God, only one shot each! …I mean, if any of the platoons ever eventually survive long enough to fire a shot. But, I’m feeling good about this next one! Charge! …I’ll just wait back here where it’s safe.”

I don’t know why she’s complaining, it could be worse. Last Trump inauguration, 3 Doors Down was forced to play 3 Doors Down songs!

All these crazy Executive Orders are just to distract us while they steal our underpants.