Imagine never hearing the word "No." as a complete sentence ever again in your life.

WHAT

Mine does, but I need an elaborate system of organic strings to make it work and an over powered processor.

This feels like opening the Overton window.

Fuck mobile gaming, but damn was Fallout Shelter good.

llama?

there's some botnet is going around ddos'ing shit. might be pointed at steam.

But how will they know what movies to watch or what's the latest in fashion?

Can't even get HL3 on an alternate timeline.

get fucked chud I'm an apex baddie with hot takes coming out like hot snakes. they smell the same too.

I need to compile my kernel... by hand with tools from beige-age computing.

rumyo n juuliet

Hey Ralph can you get that post-it from the bottom of your keyboard?

there are other kinds of hackers?

yep

Aspy af

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

stream of self-consciousness

Lamebryo

We're seeing connections from IP addresses that aren't even routable on the internet. We're compromised. Time to format.