I volunteer as tribute

Having a lot of intrusive thoughts about eating pussy. Not much going on in the house tonight though.

It’s a crime that I have only one upvote.

My ex-wife used to call it a “monster” maybe she’ll be up for it.

Please do, but face my cock so you can see how much I like it.

You always cum first.

I wouldn't try to resist. I would try to make sure I edge all day before seeing you, so I have plenty to pump into you.

Yep, read my mind.

You have the most perfect body I've ever seen in my life.

Who else is wishing this is a video?

Man I wish i got texts like this all the time

Please do.

Ommmm nom nom nom

Absolutely fantastic.

Very much yes.

Ughhh that drives me really crazy.

If you want a great laugh, scroll down to the end of the article and see where this file is used. It's used on an article on sexual intercourse on a Russia wikipedia. Then translate it to English. Absolutely hilarious.

Hmmm that should work. Could you maybe send it to me on another messaging service so I can inspect it?

Some of your files do work but others do not. Trying to figure out why.

What is the extension of the file name? The letters after the dot.

Can you tell me what codec you're using for some of these posts? I can't see them properly in a web browser or mobile app.