This reads like an advertisement. I’m sold. Gimme gimme that sweet blanket.

Boeing killed John Barnett

Says the pan Arab who would most likely be stoned to death in the Middle East.

Right. $50kUSD for what is essentially a go cart with no airbags and a manual retractable fabric roof and paper clip roll bar.

Realistically, the original Mazda Miata is a safer car with more features. It would fit perfectly into my mid-life crisis by sitting in my apartment carport collecting dust because I can’t afford the insurance on this gorgeous death trap.

But… let’s touch it again with our eyes:

Right! Of course. Not guilty all the way.

I mean, I’d blow anyone who deposes a billionaire at this point.

I know right? I think I would cry if I got in it. It’s a masterpiece.

I’d support him even if he was a fat ugly plumber, but it really doesn’t hurt that he’s sexy af.

Western propaganda!!!!!

/s

So much for real maple syrup.

Omg warn a person they might actually orgasm looking at that car! God that is sexy. Of course, it’s very expensive and won’t ever be “affordable,” but I would buy one immediately if I could justify that cash on a vehicle.

I’m a bit faint now.