This hole was made for me

You may be saying boiled in jest, but boiling a turkey whole in crawfish boil makes a nicely spiced turkey that will never be too dry. I'm not sure of it is just a Louisiana thing, but I came across a recipe a couple years ago it turned out to be a big hit.

Ray "Al Bundy" Davis

But thats what the opponent will expect. Got to keep them guessing.

Special teams apparently give better that it receives

Farmer fred going to make special teams run wind sprints