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Trump announces that the USA has bombed Iranian nuclear sites.

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  • Much peaceful. Very tranquillity

    • Police nationale, gendarmerie, polices municipales… Quelles différences ?

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  • Après 30 ans d'interactions avec les forces de l'ordre, je peux donner mon guide personnel :

    • la mumu : contrôle d'identité dans un rayon d'un km autour de chez moi, tutoiement aléatoire, voitures pourries, vont t'aider à changer un pneu
    • la nationale : contrôle d'identité au-delà d'un kilomètre, tutoiement obligatoire, m'engueulent quand je me fais cambrioler, ont les plus jolies voitures, mains sur la crosse du flingue
    • gendarmerie : contrôles au péage, vouvoiement, propres sur eux, sentent bon, pas d'interaction humaine

    • Iraqi book market culture

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  • Nice try, Dubya

    • From Hero to Zero (Outreach Budget)

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  • "2025: during the great war against the gays and windfarms, the president successfully strikes a masterful blow to his enemies by closing the twitter account of a Mars robot"

    • Ser Davos destroys Connor McGregor

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  • Big if not true

    • Cop deliberately shoot a less lethal round into an Australian reporter.

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  • Sorry I might not be up-to-date with the fash parlance, but is 'less lethal' some sort of official nomenclature?

    "It's OK you're not quite dead, it was a less lethal bullet to your head, ahah. OwO"

    I am amazed by the times.

    • 7th century: "I, master of the runes(?) conceal here runes of power. Incessantly (plagued by) maleficence,(doomed to) insidious death (is) he who breaks this (monument)."

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  • The translation is not very accurate. It should be read something like this:

    be me rune master

    concealing runes of power

    Chad comes and breaks the monument

    plagueOfMaleficence.jpg

    insidiousDeath.exe

    lmao why are Chads like this?

    [Insert pepe]

    • Johnson, be sure to include a photo of the ATC employee for this story.

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  • I'm sure he speaks like Matt Berry "hello flight XY1234, be warned that you're flying tremenDOUSly towards a huMONgous airplane. AAAAH! Please avert collision, yes?"

    • Maybe the fly is just allergic to honey

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  • Thanks, reread in hi-res!

    • Fediverse Social Media Guide

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  • Don't sweat it, I'm French, too.

    • Fediverse Social Media Guide

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  • Qu'est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j'ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j'ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n'es rien de plus qu'un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n'en as jamais goûté, tu t'en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t'en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu'on est en train de parler, j'ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.

    • Fediverse Social Media Guide

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  • So many fucking French here. Don't you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have

    • Fediverse Social Media Guide

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  • Yeah OK I'll need a source for that

    • Fediverse Social Media Guide

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  • I hate you!

    • Fediverse Social Media Guide

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  • Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)

    • Fediverse Social Media Guide

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  • "Judgmental asshole who hates the world" and "French" are a bit redundant

    • Maybe the fly is just allergic to honey

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  • LinkedIn is finally allowed by Scarfolk council

    • SUNS OUT GUNS OUT

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  • Wittgenstein found an elegant solution to this kind of paradox: "This is obvious bullshit. Next."

    • "Never forget" x "It's over, get back to normal"

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  • Missed opportunity to start a total war on the pangolins (or bats or whatever it was)

    • Young US men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness'

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  • Are you talking about me? How do you know? It's pure rumors anyway! I'm extremely manly, OK? My car makes a lot of noise, so yeah. I'm heterosexual btw