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Yeah, well my mate Paul met this Italian couple whilst he was backpacking and they invited him back to their room for a threesome and they gave him some LSD. When they got there the bloke one pulled a screwdriver on him and made him shit in his own shoe and eat it.

Well, there’s definitely no social network with “orders of magnitude more”

By your numbers (let order of magnitude == oom):

Reddit: 73M

Reddit + 1 oom: 730M

Reddit + 2 oom: 7.3B

Facebook: 2.1B

So 73M to 7.3B is 2 oom greater, and 7.3B is the same oom as 2.1B, thus there is at least one social network orders of magnitude greater than reddit.

Have I got anything wrong here?

I    don't    use    an    ide,    but    I    wrote    a    script    that    replaces    any    space    I    type    with    four.

I    haven't    worked    out    all    the    use    cases    yet,    though.

That ass crack ran too deep, straight up the bunghole and beyond, something like this.

Pacific Driiiiive!

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted... then apparently Y'all Qaeda judges write opinions telling me how zygotes and cytoblasts have the fucking face of god.

What in the actual fuck?!

toddler slapped it together

They're going to start charging for the boogers, which are not optional.

Ah til, thanks for taking the time to enumerate that for me!

Just a completely unrelated fyi here: On lemmy you don't need to tag a user when you're replying directly to one of their comments, they'll automatically get a notification in their inbox.

Thanks for that, I either didn't see the same thing when I got the email, or otherwise just didn't scroll long enough (just went back to check, there's link to a FAQ which appears to be the same as your link).

But what I had in mind in my last comment was the contributor program, which looks like the "Reddit community programs" in one of the tables in your link. I had left in the June exodus, and it looks like the program was announced in Sep.

You guys are cracking me up lol

That is a really good point. The first time I logged in since the exodus was to be able to see this DSP link, and that user still qualifies? Yikes.

Clicked because of the Billy T thumbnail, aka Captain Riker. Oh well.

The US cop who murdered George Floyd, which sparked riots and civil unrest across the country.

convenient tracker we use every single day. Your phone.

Jokes on them!

I watch Mike Johnson whack off with an app on my phone!

Wait, I mean I watch him watching his son whack off! Dammit, not what I mean.

I mean Mike Johnson and his son watch each other whack off! Goddammit! Close enough.

Yeah as a composition the symmetry is off as the subject and the curtain forming a V doesn't quite Oh shit is that hitler?!

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Federal Judge orders MyPillow founder, Mike Lindell, to pay $5 million within 30 days for losing an election challenge. Lindell, known for denying the 2020 election results, had hosted a contest to prove his claims but lost. Despite Lindell's intention to appeal, he must pay up immediately. Lindell claims financial hardship, stating his company organized the event, not him personally, and he has minimal assets. The dispute arose when Lindell failed to provide promised evidence, leading to arbitration. While the judge expressed concerns about the arbitration panel's interpretation, he upheld the decision. Lindell's financial struggles extend beyond this case, including defamation lawsuits that drained his resources.

The original article contains 391 words, the summary contains 134 words. Saved 66%. I’m not a bot and I’m not open source!

Anyone know what wsb is saying?

Just looked, they're going nuts. CNBC has a clip mentioning that wsb could introduce volatility: "The site’s WallStreetBets chat room was the epicenter of the meme stock craze in 2021, as users urged one another to bid up stocks such as GameStop and AMC Entertainment."

I hope they actually do wreak havic.

Thanks for that. I am investment-dumb, but am trying to learn by paper trading and reading a ton of investopedia.

Well shit:

Access to this repository has been disabled by GitHub Staff due to a violation of GitHub's terms of service. If you are the owner of the repository, you may reach out to GitHub Support for more information.

Edit: Here's one that claims any PII is redacted:

https://github.com/mttaggart/I-S00N