Sadness soup.
I know. And all respect for the researchers who pour their lives into this.
It's the media that I was (gently) lampooning; every time news like this comes out, news people get excited.
I'm all out of Fuchs to give.
Hot take: he occasionally leaves his phone unlocked when his little brother's around.
Really looks like a prank to me.
Is Cloudflare an option?
Easy fix, just call them "monthly" and overachieve.
Would"pro bono" work translate to accounting? Wouldn't be the first time when non-IT people contribute to open source.