Stalinwolf @ Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

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Licocaine is my favorite topical product. I have deep cracks in the corners of my finger tips (the antibacterial soap at work destroys my skin) and smearing a small glob of ointment with lidocaine down into them is the highlight of my day.

It's a shitty class to play.

Thanks! Very kind of you to say.

I can definitely imagine huge spider legs hanging out of it.

Looks cozy. A little creepy.. But probably not so creepy when you yourself are the biggest creep in the night.

Ah, the old Coon Hill Rd. special. Grew up near a wooded country road that was full of trash like this. People apparently came from all around the township to dump their trash and furniture up and down this road, and the county never bothered to clean it up. My family was never down with that, but my dad used to catch possums in his livetraps and relocate them on this exact road. I guess he didn't know how beneficial it was to have possums around. Coon Hill may have been lined with trash, but it was likely 100% tick free.

I had to do a school project once where we took disposal cameras and snapped photos of things that we found beautiful, and things we found ugly. I knocked out almost all of the ugly ones just on Coon Hill, but I did snap a few beautiful ones off the beaten path a bit. It was in the dead of winter and mostly snow and rotting vegetation, but beautiful enough at the right time of day. There was a duality down Coon Hill.

I swear I wasn't a redneck, but it sure sounds like it.

As a person who manages a produce department for a living, this is one of my favorite posts I've ever seen. All day long I'm surrounded by little faces and it's kind of just a thing that only I pay any mind to.

My nephew is one of the worst I've ever smelled. Just the overwhelming scent of damp, reused football socks and armpit. How he can't smell his own smog is beyond my comprehension. I can't imagine the smell of a classroom.

Da Baer's aere gonna win it this yeahr, boys.

Every now and then I just save the German memes and send them to my English group chats to make sure they're confused too.

Good. Suck a dick.

Can confirm. I manage a produce department for a living and it blows my mind that we get 3-4 days in the wall cooler but 24 hours at home. Moisture control goes a long way.

Chemtrails are broadly believed to be nefarious chemicals that alter everything from weather (to facilitate global warming, not to prevent it) to human/animal hormones. While exhaust is no doubt harmful, when conspiracy theorists speak of chemtrails, they are speaking of shady government operatives intentionally loading the planes with experimental chemicals that are meant to be rained down onto the masses.

Fuck 'em up!

I was at the Calgary Zoo last week and I watched a blonde bear being hunted relentlessly by two darker bears. The consensus was that they were playing and everyone was having a good laugh, but the longer it went on, the less the blonde bear appeared to be having fun. But the darker bears just kept going. I couldn't help but wonder, what if the blonde bear was going to be eaten by the other bears, and he's just trapped in this exhibit, doomed to run perpetual circles until he finally collapses and gets ripped apart by the others?

I don't know where the fuck I was going with this one. I just wanted to rescue that blonde bear from his cruel friends. Maybe he'd make a good candidate for a housebear. I didn't get a photo of him, but I did manage to snap this awkward pic of a meerkat.

I love staring at a small, rusty, unassuming chimney and knowing it's just sitting on top of the fucking Vatican.

Great looking fillet. Looks like haddock.

What's over her mouth there?

"HhEv ya MeT tHa DaRK LoRd DaGoN laTeLy?! Uh-hyuck!"

I have cracks on the corners of my fingers, beside the nail. They run deep and I have to put Polysporin with lidocaine on them to reduce the throbbing sting. It's due to a combination of biting my nails and working a job that requires constant antibacterial hand-washing. I hate it.