I still can't believe the two facts floating here.. that someone with the ability to tolerate this brain rot and that there's actually people with this level of brain rot.

I did that once the instructor almost slapped me, then I accelerated a little when I noticed a branch a bit longer than it should be and his window open so the branch gives him a good slaps then he got mad and I had to retake the test with a different instructor, needless to say I had my fun around them all then I took it the fifth time when I got no more humourous tricks left up my sleeves

One eye to see you, another eye to jinx your guts

There's only one escape, but I recommend patience and hope for a better things in the coming days

I am rarely sick but when I do a hot comedian appears, I feel a sense of humor so high I can't control, I don't really get horny mostly because I'm single but the jokes that cross my mind when I'm feverish are crazy

Someone in 4chan is probably smoking their family rn

Vine had less Brain rot

I support retuning to vine.

Not all, I live with spiders, it's just those night crawlers that I hate

Or Are you horny because you're masturbating

We have plenty of it in our garden plants, I just googled it today and it's called spider mites and it's bad

Plot twist..The cousin died

Drinking tea Hard 🍵

Thank you, you're a very knowledgeable caveman ^^

Glad that I wear flip flops (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

be me Tried to Cook popcorn once the old fashioned way aka on the stove Banned from the kitchen for the rest of my life Coal doesn't taste so bad.

For a very hot second I was wondering why is the lifeguard isn't wearing 🩳

!remind me in 2 years

This joke will become " ladybird " by then ^^

My meat looking at the guests after I've beaten it for 69 time in one go today then leave my room to say hi everyone like nothing happened

Pherb I think I know what we're gonna do this summer prepare the Doom eternal OST 😎