Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

US and Germans (with some French celebrity prisoners) fight other Germans. My favorite part of this battle is when the French superstar Tennis player vaults a castle wall and runs through enemy lines to ask for reinforcements.

One time I couldn't get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.

There was a period of time (probably about 3-6 months) when the launcher would cause the game to crash on launch. I had to mod it out.

I've been playing trombone for 23 years. There is no 0th position.

I always thought of Belgians as being swamp French. It's the Dutch who are swamp Germans.

I'm a brass musician and an atheist so the only time I go to church is when I'm getting paid. The last time some Mormons approached me about going to church I asked them, "What's the pay?"

They were genuinely confused.

I don't think there are grizzlies and polar bears in Florida. Maybe in a zoo?

That's the game!

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

Never forget the "high speed" scooter chase with the angsty cyborg power rangers

I genuinely enjoyed Solo. I like that they were able to tell a Star Wars story that was more self-contained. The third act was pretty shaky though.

This movie is dedicated to the brave freedom fighters of the Mujihadeen

Gotta wait a sec for Niko to put on his seat belt

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn't seem too far off)

I'll believe it when I see it

I've seen Jazz apples in stores around Southeastern Pennsylvania. They're pretty good, but my favorite is Pazazz apples. They're similar in size to Honeycrisp but sweeter with a bit of tartness to them.

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

One of my friends keeps chickens in a small coop surrounded by chicken wire. A while back some raccoons killed most of his chickens by pulling pieces of them through the small holes in the wire fence. A few years after the incident I was visiting my friend. While we were hanging out in the backyard I stepped on a dessicated chicken wing...

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker's laptop because it wouldn't boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn't even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.