In the 2000's (and before) leased printers were a thing for companies that relied on the things and didn't have staff that could troubleshoot issues

A subscription model for home printers is rediculous

Yes, unless it's something small that the toilet user can slip under the door

This highlights how little empathy people have for others

and then they came for me...

Isn't shipping still free though?

I can wait a few days for most of my stuff. For what I need right away, there are brick and mortar stores nearby

I picked up a Jelly Star which takes small to the extreme, and has a headphone jack

It's been good so far, minus the lack of 5G which means it won't work with my Android Auto adapter